哇賽！該減肥了！ 摳不到屁股了 .......
i can`t reach my ass
THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!
老闆，以後不跟您散步了，我累死了！
Hey...gimme my BALL back.
ㄟ——，我命令你、把球還給我！
WHAT PETS DO WHEN WE'RE AT WORK.
老闆不在家
真搞不懂，主人用這種牙刷
how come does man use such kind of brush
老闆，快來！我怎麼會比你行呢？
冬暖夏涼、鳥語花香
老伴，快來！精彩的來囉
hey buddy!big show is on
這種玩意，會比我舔的乾淨嗎
i can do better
別亂來
stay calm
該用幾號的？
which one would be better ?
朋友，夠可憐了，出來透透氣吧
why not go out to take a breath
哇，我不想活了
i hate to li ve anymore
抓鼠，有啥難？
catch a rat ?not a big deal
HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY ？
你今天笑了嗎？
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
把嘴角往上翹起來
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
來！我示範給你看
NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!
請把相片轉寄給其他人，讓別人也樂一樂！！！
Just in case nobody has smiled at you
today.
萬一今天沒人對你微笑——我來對你笑....
